Srsly?

Usually, the main reason why people invent stuff is for it to be actually "useful". But maybe some people out there just don't get that concept. 

Open your eyes to some of these "seemingly helpful" usb devices that you don't actually need.

 

Aroma USB

 

The Aroma USB is a USB-powered air freshener that sends wafts of sweet scents around to counter any offensive odors. It comes with a variety of colors and looks fun.

SERIOUSLY? Air fresheners, scented candles, and scented sprays do the same job without taking up precious usb ports needed for more functional devices like flash drives... or a usb fridge.

USB Ghost Radar

 

Yeah. You read it right. And it actually serves up to its name. The Ghost Radar is a ghost detecting computer peripheral. Nice.

It uses complex algorithms and analyzes data such as your skin's biometric feedback and makes lunar-cycle adjustments in order to detect if there is any paranormal activity within the vicinity. It then discards all of this information and tells you that there is a ghost in the room, giving you extra time to hide under your desk or run away screaming like an idiot.

USB Heating Slippers

 

With its short wires and the fact that it uses TWO usb ports, is there any more to say?

USB Dogs

 

Want fun ways to waste your usb ports? Try the usb Dogs! All you need to do is to plug it in and it does whatever it's made to do while you work.

Coffee Mug Mouse

 

Works like a mouse. Works like a coffee mug. Want to spill hot coffee on your precious computer? Go ahead, try this out for kicks.

 

 

 

 

Bowling Ball Flashdrive

 

This might be perfect for busy bodies with a short-term memory loss *like me*; or for people who keep on losing their tiny flash drives. But your not actually thinking of plugging THIS to your laptop, are you?